Sarah.19.Feminist.Penn State. Full time Beyoncé fan & part time sloth. I like all the stuff.
I love everyone in oitnb so much..
"you just ate"
this is fucking terrifying
This is scary
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
i feel so bad and then the end
Dylan "I can’t sleep without my pillow" O’Brien